Gift Not Included*
*Gag Gift Batteries included no gift included
WARNING / LEGAL NOTICE:
The 'Gift Not Included' package is a conceptual gag gift. By purchasing this item, you acknowledge that you are receiving a box of batteries and no actual physical gift item. Product does not contain matter that could be considered 'valuable' by traditional societal standards.
BustAGutGags is not responsible for broken friendships, confused grandparents, or awkward silences lasting more than 45 seconds. User assumes all risks associated with being a legendary prankster. Batteries are functional; expectation is not included.
Consumption of this container is not recommended. If frustration occurs, please consult a sense of humor. Void where logic is required. No literal guts were harmed or 'busted' in the making of this disclaimer. All sales are final and intentionally disappointing.